The Alpha Female: Archive

Mar 25th

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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN? 
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE 
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS

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I got lost on my way to Simplicity And met up with myself in the big city We went out to have ourselves a time Me and her, myself and I We met all creatures, big and small And read the writing on the wall Beyond the sky, up to the moon All while they told us “Get well soon.” We couldn’t figure what was meant by that So we threw our heads back, let out a laugh We laughed...

Mar 24th